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We're not exactly sure what this Craigslist post says about the sizzle on Nelly's career, but an online ad for party-pals doesn't sound good. The ad's headline identifying the rapper as "Hip Hops [sic] very own Nelly" also sounds a little too much like a sandwich board outside of the Golden Nugget telling gamblers Nelly's inside handing out free drink tickets. Hey, this is the internet age and rolling up outside Joseph's or White Lotus in a stretch H2 and loading up on ass may well be the "old n' busted" approach, what do we know? We think The Eminem invented rappity-hop.

I'm looking for attractive people to attend and party with Nelly August 8th. If interested please leave me your name and contact information so I can give you the location and time. You must be 21 or older to attend this GUEST ONLY event.