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It was F. Scott Fitzgerald who memorably claimed that "there are no second acts in American lives." But Bill Kirchenbauer, who memorably portrayed Mike Seaver mentor Coach Lubbock on Growing Pains (a character spun off into his own sitcom, Just the Ten of Us), knows that Hollywood lives require second acts. You can't jam your head through sanitary toilet-seat covers on the stage at the Comedy Store forever. Click the picture to see the full ad, found by a reader in Wednesday's Tolucan Times.