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We're numb to the usual Hollywood birthday party—the candy dishes full of pills, a couple of dead hookers in the bathroom, and Andy Dick on the bottom of a gender-blind grope-pile—so we were pleasantly surprised by Page Six's report about Hilary Swank's 30th at the Argyle Tuesday night. Partying like a five-year-old is the new post-party mugshot on The Smoking Gun. Swank and Oscar-acceptance-speech-cutout/hubby Chad Lowe rang in the post-30, decline phase of Swank's career surrounded by (actual) clowns, magicians, and the remembrance of youth. There's nothing like a finely-crafted balloon poodle to make you momentarily forget that you're about to start losing parts to Brittany Murphy and Kate Hudson. And maybe the clown-assisted appearance of youthfulness will be enough to tack on another year before she has to start subsisting on roles as Lindsay Lohan's sassy mom.