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When we heard the rumors that Redman was AWOL from the set of Method & Red today, we braced ourself for some exciting fallout. Another sort-of fistfight? More golf cart joyriding that ends with a dented Porsche? Eh. Sometimes the truth is a little boring, but we'll tell you anyway. Red was on his way to Newark, where his wife just went into labor, and didn't call the producers until he got to the airport. Nothing smashed, no fisticuffs, just some mildly pissed-off TV producers. Oh, well. That show's a powderkeg, something else will happen eventually.

And if you're wondering what happened to M&R showrunner Kell Cahoon's Porsche after the golf cart incident, the lil' feat of German engineering seems to have pulled through just fine. A pic of the dentless car is at left.