Today, The Telegraph runs with the big scoop that Vanity Fair editor-in-gifts Graydon Carter is finally planning to marry his British girlfriend, former Gosford Park manor-heiress Anna Scott.

Unfortunately, Liz Smith ran with this bit of news nearly two weeks ago. Now we know: absolutely none of you read Liz Smith. How do you think that makes her feel???
Graydon Carter Gets His Woman [Telegraph]
Adding another to their band [Liz Smith]