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The Defamer correspondent on Geeks Imitating Hollywood Pomp With D-List Fodder sends us this first-person account of G-phoria, the video game awards show held Saturday night at the Shrine. It's nice to see that gobbling enough Trimspa to down a pachyderm didn't drain away Anna Nicole Smith's (at left, merrily pictured in a staged "wardrobe malfunction") joie de vivre along with the excess pounds. That lady is a firecracker!

I went to G-phoria (G4ia? It sounds like a fake drug from 90210 however you write it), the G4/TechTV Video Game Awards show on Saturday night, and it was amazing. First off, it was packed with porn stars. Someone has finally tapped into that lonely guy game/porn synergy. It's about time, no?

It was a D-List extravaganza. Stan Lee came up to present someone with an award as part of an army-themed skit, only he was wearing some kind of Gestapo jacket and WWI German pistol that looked to be from his personal collection. The bit was read off the prompter (natch), and Lee didn't realize he had thrown to the video that showed the nominees. He kept reading and hamming, despite being told by Dave Navarro and Carmen Elektra (witness the hosting star power) that he was no longer live. He kept reading even after a PA came out and told him to stop and was clearly out of touch with reality. Can someone stop propping this nonagenarian up at every nerdfest? Excelsior!

The capper, though, was Anna Nicole Smith, who was crazy [drug accusation redacted] in the VIP area, making out with anyone who dared set tongue in her petri dish mouth, porn stars and commoners alike. Her perennially exasperated bodyguard could barely contain his disgust for his incoherently babbling charge. Kennedy (from MTV, 'member?) got in a shoving match with Anna and her manager, after which Anna passed out on her feet and had to be dragged out by the aforementioned (and underpaid by any measure) bodyguard.