Our Intern Neel Shah files a final report from Boston as the post-Convention exodus begins. We imagine Boston to be a sort of Mad Max landscape of human waste, torn clothing, and the occasional limb. You know: just like it was before the Convention hit town.

Perhaps no celebrity hotel room three-ways took place last night — although we hear that Daily News gossip-boy Ben Widdicombe may be asserting otherwise in his 'Gatecrasher' column this Sunday. That's all we know! Don't ask us anything!

Ladies and gents,

It s been a pleasure covering this little Convention for ya ll. And by covering, I mean eschewing any sort of legitimate work to get wasted and write totally superfluous, unimportant items. And by unimportant, I mean the following all media bigwig/CNN anchor mini-gossip edition:

1) WaPo gossip monger Richard Leiby and Daily News columnist Lloyd Grove appeared on MSNBC s Scarborough Country last night in a tete-a-tete face off. Our money s on Leiby —he s a feisty little bastard. Perhaps we're biased. Where is the love, Lloyd?
2) CNN anchorman Bill Hemmer thinks that Vanessa Kerry is definitely the hottest daughter of a politician involved in the presidential race. Alexandra Kerry is a close second, and those drunk-ass Bush twins aren t even on the fucking radar. Henceforth, Vanessa really will be known as "the hot one."
3) Anderson Cooper, on John Kerry s stirring speech: A little old."
4) Wolf Blitzer, on rapper LL Cool J s performance at Roxy: I m not really an LL Cool J aficionado. Is that so, Blitzer? Whodda thunkit?
5) Maroon 5 took the stage after John Edwards addressed the crowd with his wife and daughter. They (the band) sucked massive ass.
6) MTV anchor Gideon Yago, spotted hailing a cab by his lonesome cause he couldn t get into the Roxy or Gov. Bill Richardson s party: They wouldn t let me in cause of my camera bag. Sure, Yago. Whatever lets you get some sleep at night.

I m out, folks. Thank God. See you in New York.