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Here's some symmetry for you: Just one day after it was announced that Mary-Kate Olsen finished rehab for her "eating disorder," Courtney Love is sentenced to 18 months of rehab for "drugs." We don't actually need to use quotes around "drugs," since the judge wasn't trying to save that interesting reputation of hers by pretending she had a gambling or sex-addiction problem, but we're just so steeped in ironic punctuation over here that we can't stop. If she really wants to keep her nose clean, maybe she can tag along to NYU with the twins. Her only danger would be getting her "Twinkies" cut with some "Ding Dongs" by some small-time dorm "nutritionist" trying to earn a little extra "tuition money."