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We're not even going to pretend that we've seen one second of CBS's Big Brother 5, even flipping around between commercials on our usual romp through TV trash. However, TV Gasm is watching, and turns Big Brother's boring footage into a short film about the blossoming love between two of the show's trapped "house guests," Scott and Jase. We'd say the editing seems a little unfair, but this isn't the first year of The Real World—every bad waiter trying to stretch his thirty seconds of gobbling bovine rectums on Fear Factor into a walk-on role on King of Queens knows exactly what they're signing up for.