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The media really gets cute when they're covering the gays, don't they? Check out this Reuters headline about Logo's (the MTV gay-and-lesbian channel): "Gay Channel Coming Out With Cher, Cumming Projects." We suppose the editors stayed up all night wondering if "Formerly Closeted, Buttfucking Gays Whip Out Gay Television Schedule" stood up to their institutional standards of headline-writing subtlety. In any case, MTV's programming geniuses have signed up Cher, Chastity Bono, Alan Cumming, and Kathy Griffin for shows. If you're wondering how they could have left out exiled fag hag Margaret Cho and Sandra Bernhard, no worries; Logo is in talks with them, too. The best of the new shows: Mary Cheney's election special for the network, Silently Cooperating With Daddy's Plan To Legislate Your Lifestyle Out of Existence.