Unlikely sex symbol Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs apparently went near-nekkid at the big Central Park show this weekend — and yet none of us have seen pictures? What gives? A disturbed reader writes:

OK, I was expecting to find oodles of Karen O butt shots online following the YYY's gig with stellastarr* and Devo Friday night at Central Park's SummerStage. Given the weather, Miss O was sensibly dressed in a clear rain slicker and vintage-y one-piece swimsuit that left ample room to flaunt her fine fanny. I saw plenty of phonecams snapping shots of her throughout the shows. OK, you perverts — cough up the digital derriere downloads.

Secondary reports indicate that the members of Devo and their baggy shorts should be encouraged to wear underwear. "The real wardrobe malfunction came during devo's set," write a disgruntled heterosexual, when "Jerry Casale's package became completely exposed as he thrust his pelvis back and forth during smartpatrol/mr. dna." Eesh.