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Blogger Vividblurry does a more realistic version of US Weekly's misguided, futile attempt at humanizing the famous, "Stars-They're Just Like US!" feature. He's right, though—Britney and Kevin really are just like us, if we're bastard-fathering, deadbeat dancers or homewrecking, Cheeto-chomping, megamillionaire pop-star white trash.