Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson: Not In My Bathroom
A reader spots The OC supercouple Rachel "Summer" Bilson and Adam "Seth Cohen" Brody at a screening for indie film Garden State. Given the couple's distressing public ubiquity, he suggests a new approach to Adam&Rachel sightings:
Saw Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson at a screening of Garden State the other night. I think they're on to us! They took turns walking the press line separately, waiting to canoodle inside. Well played, Brod-son, well played. But sightings of them have gotten so common maybe you should just have people write in when they DON'T see them. I'll start. They're not making out in my bathroom... yet.
We like this! They're also not making out in our bathroom. Shit! Hold on...yes they are. Get the fuck out of our bathroom before we turn a hose on you! Shouldn't you be backstage at a Rooney show somewhere? And pull up your pants on the way out. We don't suggest walking around in this neighborhood with your pants around your ankles. Trust us on this one.
