J Lo Vs Britney Vs The Ghost Of Mariah Carey
Blogger sturtle imagines a divatastic spat between Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez over the new men in their lives. Sure, that sounds interesting. But the white trash really hits the huge-assed fan when the ghost of Mariah Carey shows up! Here's a taste:
IN THE GREEN ROOM...
BRITNEY SPEARS: (Sauntering up to JENNIFER. Tauntingly) So...what do you think of my new fiancé?
JENNIFER LOPEZ: (Flaunting her wedding ring) I prefer my husband. You know what they say: one in the hand is worth two in the bush.
BS: Oh, I'm sure you can fit a lot more than two in that bush.