Ugg'd: Defamer Heralds The Arrival Of A New Trend In Useless Fur
An appalled reader alerts us to still more evidence of the troubling Ugg-ing of the world. (Searching for "Ugg" on the Neiman Marcus website returns a disturbing array of products). Somewhere, there are designers locked in a moldy basement plotting a takeover: Fuck it, put fur on everything! We'd love to blame the Aussies for this one, but it really stinks of a particularly American kind of evil.
It's clear that Uggs are on the way out, but the death of one trend always gives birth to the related, screaming bastard of the New Hotness. Up next for Hollywood and its environs: the triumphant return of "winter bush" — in summer. Keep your eyes peeled for paparazzi upskirt shots capturing the thickets of Hollywood's hottest, wildest, and unshorn crotches. We don't need to name names, do we?
