The poor reporters who have to follow around the President are losing their minds — and they've got 103 days 'til the election. One of yesterday's pool reports, filed by David Sanger of the New York Times, was composed in Suessian rhyme scheme:

Pool Report #3
July 20, 2004
St. Louis to Andrews

There was no news aboard Air Force One,
After it left the tarmac at six-fourty-one.

No news, I say, save for the President's sweat,
Which soaked his shirt, hoo-boy was he wet.

WH Pool Report [Wonkette]