Black Table gets a load of Daily News-style gossip-typer-upper Lloyd Grove-isms today. Like Candyman, Lloyd claims he's coming to snuff all the Page Sixers, one by one.

BT: Alright, let's get to the good stuff: Is it fair to say that you're knocking off Page Six employees one by one in an attempt to prove whom the superior gossip monger is? Was it true that you gloated after Ian Spiegelman got fired?

LG: Yes, that's a fair statement (even though it contains a grammatical error — it's who not whom). And no, I didn't gloat. Gloating is for small-minded people.

Rock and a Hard Place: Lloyd Grove [Black Table]