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Despite a complete lack of interest in spas, sample sales, or doggie couture, we've kept our Daily Candy subscription active just for a day like today, when DC "spotlighted" (i.e. accepted advertising money from) Alexandra Valenti, a "successful screenwriter"/handbag designer. (It's good to have something like fashion design to fall back on.) Not included in the e-mail: Alexandra is the daughter of recently-retired MPAA head/sworn pirate-hunter Jack Valenti. She's named a bag after mother Mary Margaret and sister Courtenay, but wouldn't it be nice if she did one for daddy as a retirement gift?