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For just $259-$349 a night (depending on the season), YOU can rent a replica of Britney Spears's Louisiana bedroom at Boston's Onyx Hotel. That's just pennies a minute to indulge all of your filthy, Britney-centered fantasies: Sleep in a bed somewhat like Britney's, reenact the sexual acrobatics of her Vegas honeymoon (with the helpful transcript provided by her husband of 55 hours, Jason Alexander), and collapse, sated, in a sticky pile of empty Red Bull cans, ginseng bottles, and orange Cheeto dust. Only actually being devirginized by Justin Timberlake could be better!