Soho House, that high-security members-only fortress in the Meatpacking District, is having a blitz of bad PR during its first annual membership renewal drive. Today Page Six quotes a former staffer as saying the snaggle-tooth wanker lounge is "half-full and every night there is a tantrum thrown by a guest." Last week, a drunk guest threw a bottle of Cristal at a manager and pulled a fire alarm — Soho House's PR rep swears on a stack of crumpets that, contrary to what Page Six said on Friday, that guest did not take a piss in the elevator, shorting out the electric system.

We hear other publications are working on stories about bad renewal numbers at Soho House — but members are too chickenshit to go on the record.
House of Pain [Page Six]
Elevator Abuse Hits Members Only Club [Page Six]