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Actor/instigator/pot-puffing bi-boy Andy Dick was on this morning's Howard Stern radio show to promote his Apprentice "reimagining" for MTV, The Assistant (where he tortures applicants for a Hollywood job, etc etc.). Unexpected "perk" of being a contestant on Dick's show: He may fuck you. Dick admitted to having relations with at least one of the contestants after the show was over (in this case, a female—we're going to guess Melissa or Tanika) because of "Stockholm Syndrome." That seems like an awfully fancy term for being so desperate for basic-cable reality TV time that you're willing to put Andy Dick's penis in your body.

Defamer tip to aspiring actors: Ration your dignity and career-igniting salad-tossings for the town's casting directors and producers—you only get a dozen of them before you permanently turn into a cater-waiter turning tricks in premiere party bathrooms.

UPDATE: Nope, it's Sarah.