· So long, NY Sports Express — this week marks the last print edition. [NYSE]
· Super-bitchy fun-loving Blender cabal says they'll overtake Spin's circulation. Somewhere in midtown, Spin editor Sia Michel is drinking a milkshake of human blood and bone, preparing for battle. [NYP]
· Chanel locks down secrets of new perfume launch like it was the address of where Dick Cheney is hiding Osama bin Laden. [WWD]
· Best media alert ever: 2 p.m. today, "TLC Commissioner thanks cab driver who returned $70,000 in pearl jewelry to owner; 40 Rector St., at West Street, 5th floor." Could some cub reporter please find out what sort of moron loses 70K in pearls in a cab?