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ESPN.com pulls back the curtain—slightly—to give the sport-lovin' plebe a "limited opportunity to go behind the scenes" to see what they're giving the rich and famous in their ESPY Awards gift bags tomorrow night at the Kodak Theatre. [Defamer traffic warning: Avoid Hollywood Boulevard at all costs. Just abandon your car anywhere on Highland and Hollywood traffic officials will return it to you Wednesday.] Among the gift bag highlights: Something called Players Extreme liquor (for all of your pre-game, tremens-reducing needs), a premium soy wax candle, and a dozen Premium Salad Gift Cards from Mickey D's. Oh, how the vegan candle-burning, McDonald's salad-munching crowd lives! So very premium indeed.