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LasagnaFarm continues its admirable obsession with chronicling the sex acts from each week's episode of Six Feet Under. This week, they juxtapose SFU's shenanigans with Nip/Tuck's naughty parts. Is there a premium channel/basic cable sex war in the offing? HBO might have to unleash the hounds of necrophilia before the sickies at N/T steal their corpse-diddling thunder.

Six Feet Under (Nip/Tuck)

Man on top: 0 (236, give or take)

Faked orgasms: 0 (1)

Awkward narrative leading to act of female self love: 0 (2)

Awkward narrative leading to implausable post-operative sex between doctor and recipient of recent clitoral reconstruction surgery: 0 (1)

Obvious narrative that could lead to experimentative sex between female art student and gratuitously hot-and-sassy lesbian: 1 (0)