Sex Acts Battle Royale: Six Feet Under Vs. Nip/Tuck

LasagnaFarm continues its admirable obsession with chronicling the sex acts from each week's episode of Six Feet Under. This week, they juxtapose SFU's shenanigans with Nip/Tuck's naughty parts. Is there a premium channel/basic cable sex war in the offing? HBO might have to unleash the hounds of necrophilia before the sickies at N/T steal their corpse-diddling thunder.
Six Feet Under (Nip/Tuck)
Man on top: 0 (236, give or take)
Faked orgasms: 0 (1)
Awkward narrative leading to act of female self love: 0 (2)
Awkward narrative leading to implausable post-operative sex between doctor and recipient of recent clitoral reconstruction surgery: 0 (1)
Obvious narrative that could lead to experimentative sex between female art student and gratuitously hot-and-sassy lesbian: 1 (0)
