The Village Voice must miss their old enemy Rudy Giuliani desperately. Fortunately for them, our dear ex-Mayor published a list of his top ten restaurants for Republican convention attendees this summer. And all ten establishments have fairly gnarly Department of Health inspection reports, the Voice is delighted to learn. (Of course, what Manhattan restaurant doesn't have rats in the kitchen? I'm looking at you, Michael's!)

We're more peeved about Giuliani's eighth-grade command of English. "Great steaks, great people, and a terrific atmosphere makes this a great dining experience." Oh, really, Rudy? That's great!
On Rudy's GOP Menu: Flies, Expired Milk, and Inadequate Personal Cleanliness [V.V.]