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My fucking boss
Reply to: anon-35657798@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-07-06, 9:25PM EDT


My fucking boss emails me when I'm out of the office (I check my work email from home because working for this clueless ditz sometimes makes me swear loudly and I'm better off doing that at home).

I hand in my story on deadline and have plenty of other fucking work to do, you clueless fuck. So what if you don't like it? It's a solid piece, why should I rewrite it?

When can you expect a new draft? When your wife sucks my cock in front of your two precious kids and lets me drop my load in your Starbucks coffee.


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