Since man first put ink to paper, we have wondered, "why the hell do people read newspapers?" Blogger Heath Row breaks down what he loves about the Post and the Daily News:

NYP: The editorial cartoon on Page Six — Richard Johnson's celebrity gossip column is next to useless. [Ed Note: WHA? Oh my god, I'm having a stroke.]
NYDN: Today in New York column, which announces what color the Empire State Building will glow at dusk.
NYP: Brooklyn Cyclones coverage
NYDN: Gridlock Sam
NYP: Rhymes with Orange, Heart of the City, and Dennis the Menace on the comics page
NYDN: A four-page comic section including Mutts, Get Fuzzy, Rose Is Rose, Out of the Gene Pool, Doonesbury, One Big Happy, Agnes, and the Jumble

I'm not sure we're even reading the same paper. I literally have no idea what he's talking about.
Newspaper Chase VIII [Heath Row's Media Diet]