BREAKING! CRAP ATTACK AT WENNER MEDIA! A report from the offices of Us Weekly, Rolling Stone, Men's Journal, et al:

Yesterday at about 2:30pm, an unidentified human being (true) shat in the lobby of my beloved workplace, Wenner Media, in front of the elevator bay... apparently the receptionist didn't notice anything unusual cuz she was looking down, reading (and please don't fault her for that, cuz she's a sweetheart otherwise) and after a wee bit claimed she began to smell something funny, and looked up, and there were four little piles of shit in front of the elevator doors.

and no one had a dog at the office yesterday. so no one knows who did this, or how. anyway, someone then inadvertently stepped in it, and carted it into an elevator, and out through the building's doors, which meant a mess for the cleaning crew to take care of.

Developing, as they say.