Future Trends: Don't Let The Kabbalists Get Their Hands On Bull's Balls
Towleroad encourages us to throw out our Von Dutch hats as they herald the arrival of Bull's Balls. But we think there's a different, tired trend ripe for replacement. Instead of adorning our SUV, let's show a pair of red balls to Madonna. Once she dangles a pair in front of the Kabbalah Centre high command, they'll rush to create a line of evil-eye repelling chin-protectors.
If you're wondering what these magic chin-protectors might look like, a hastily-rendered "artist's conception" is after the jump.
