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Poking around in Mira Sorvino's bridal registry reminded us that another blonde in a pink mu-mu recently got engaged. Might the eager bride have already set up a registry of her own? We discovered that soon-to-be-married pop-stars are so rich and famous that they don't even have to register—their resourceful fans will handle it for them! There are 8 registries for Brit-Brit on WeddingChannel.com, running the retail gamut from JC Penney's to Williams-Sonoma. There's one for Spears and Vegas wedding-chapel fodder Jason Alexander, one for an unknown fiancé, four for ostensible Spears devirginizer Justin Timberlake (in one, she's "Brittany"), and two for, well, let's call them "superfans" and leave the police out of it, OK?

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