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Filthy sister site Fleshbot tips us to this German site, which features a story about Paris Hilton purchasing her own "unauthorized" porn video, 1 Night In Paris, here in LA. (Fleshbot also helpfully provides the Babelfish translation of the site.) Click on the picture to see the unfiltered German site (and a larger picture of Paris admiring Paris), with whom we heartily agree: "The private Schmuddel tie-clip is meanwhile the Sex Seller of the yearly."

One warning: If you ever cross paths with Paris, don't show her this picture of her looking at her sex video. That would instantly tear the very fabric of the self-love continuum, sending Hollywood crashing into somewhere highly unfashionable, like San Diego.