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We wanted to take the easy route and title this "Yet Another Reason To Avoid The Valley." But that's just simplistic and a tad clichéd. What if Paris is coming to Odyssey Video in North Hollywood, just like any other porn star promoting a new release? If she were, maybe we could drop by and get her to sign our ass, slap us in the face with her goodies, or pose in a compromising position for a twenty-dollar Polaroid. Fox is really missing out on a golden opportunity for marketing The Simple Life 2. Since they couldn't talk her into starring in another video, they might as well milk the promotional possibilites of the first one.