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When we picked up this week's issue of the LA Weekly and saw the titillating cover story (picture at left) about Valley homes used in porn shoots, we could barely contain our excitement. We felt like a kid fast-forwarding through the cable-repair setup of his first smut tape as we flipped through the paper's pages, scanning for the dirty parts. Alas, the article turned out to be, in the words of the Weekly, "not so much about the porn, but the charged juxtaposition of home and domesticity, sex and fantasy." Whatever. There are enough pictures of naked people to get the job done.