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We'll have our own analysis of editor-hotosity later today, but meanwhile, Mediabistro's terrifyingly shallow poll results have been revealed. Evidently Harper's in-house email from the PR office for local crazy-man Lewis Lapham was unsuccessful (don't lie, kids, we saw the email), as Men's Health's David Zinczenko pounded Lewis and the other straight men. A shocking upset in the gay men's department: big daddy Jann Wenner smacks up Cargo-boytoy Ariel Foxman like they were in a 70s bondage video. And, unshockingly, Spin's blonde bombshell Sia Michel strafes the competition.
Hot-or-Not: The Results [Mediabistro]