Defamer Craft Service Dept.: The Fox News Cafe Redux
Still more promotional culinary fun courtesy of the News Cafe on the Fox lot... Today's delicious tie-ins involve tonight's shows premiering under Fox's new, revolutionary (the studio's lot is dotted with self-congratulatory signage flogging their "revolution") year-round schedule: skanktastic reality offering The Simple Life 2: Road Trip, sitcom Quintuplets, and black-people-scare-uptight-white-folks-com Method & Red. (Click the picture to see the full-size image of one of today's menus.) "Truck Stop Vegetarian Chili" doesn't sound very authentic...maybe in the interest of verisimilitude, Fox's marketing department can persuade Paris to blow someone in a dirty bathroom.
The rest of today's rather confused, triple-themed menu is after the jump. Seriously, what the fuck is a "hip hop sandwich"?
Wednesday, June 16, 2004
Rotisserie
THE CHASE FAMILY ROTISSERIE & GRILL
ORANGE TERIYAKI CHICKEN
¼ CHICKEN 3.50
½ CHICKEN 4.95
Side Special:
CHOW MIEN NOODLES 1.00
STIR-FRY VEGETABLES 1.00
THE QUINTS COMBO, ½ CHICKEN, ONE SIDE, FOUNTAIN DRINK
595*TAX INCLUDED
Pizza Oven
COOKING FOR FIVE" PIZZA BY THE SLICE
5 CHEESE PIZZA
PEPPERONI PIZZA
ROASTED VEGETABLE
1.75
PTA PERSONAL PIZZA
CHEESE BURGER PIZZA
GROUND BEEF, CARAMELIZED ONIONS
TEEN DRAMA COMBO: 2 SLICES OF PIZZA,
SIDE SALAD & FOUNTAIN DRINK
5.00 *TAX INCLUDED
Oven
Sandwiches
HIP HOP SANDWICHES:
CREATE YOUR OWN SANDWICH,
TURKEY, ROAST BEEF, HAM, TUNA SALAD,
CHICKEN SALAD & EGG SALAD 5.00
GOOD NEIGHBOR SANDWICH SPECIAL:
TURKEY CLUB, BACON, AVOCADO, CRANBERRY MAYONNAISE, SOURDOUGH BREAD
5.25
NOTTINGHAM ESTATES COMBO: ADD CHIPS AND A FOUNTAIN DRINK
5.75* TAX INCLUDED
Pasta
CHEF'S ENTREES
HONEY CHILD'S SAUSAGE, MASHED POTATOES & GREEN BEANS 6.95
TRUCK STOP VEGETARIAN CHILI 5.95
DAILY SOUP SELECTION
TINKERBELL'S TOMATO BASIL SOUP 2.50
Salad Bar
SALAD BAR
AIRSTREAM APPLE WALNUT SALAD
SIDE SALAD
CHOICE OF SALAD 1.50
CREATE YOUR OWN SALAD BAR
4.00 SMALL SALAD BAR, 5.00 MEDIUM SALAD BAR, 6.50 LARGE SALAD BAR
