Gimpy Britney, Home Again
Just now, Lil' Britney Spears, our wounded little birdie, fled from her nest, much to the delight of the stalkerazzi:
A gaggle of paparazzi was lining the streets outside Britney Spear's apartment building here in the Village. A black GMC SUV was being packed with luggage, gear and (hey!) a leg brace. A few minutes later, Britney came out on crutches. The papparazzi swarmed. She was dressed all in pink and was wearing the full-on beauty makeup. As I turned the corner to leave, a young redhead walked by. She was wearing a pink shirt that said on it, "Britney's Competition." Of course, she was completely oblivious to the scene that had just unfolded. Oh, the irony.