BREAKING! The Vogue vs. Teen Vogue soccer match has been postponed:

Due to impending inclement weather and pre-release tomorrow, the soccer match scheduled for tomorrow will instead be played: MONDAY, JUNE 21. Riverside Park and 70th St. 7 PM. VOGUE vs. TEEN VOGUE. Riverside."

Oglers, latent pedophiles, and lovers of hilarity, please mark your calendars.