Paris Hilton: The Spawning
Someone better be getting her trademark infringement lawsuit ready — she did copyright her own name, we hope? A Texan writes:
Hilton Furniture owner Jack Hilton, quite a celebrity with his energetic cheap local-only Houston commercials, introduced his baby daughter on a commercial today. He named his daughter Paris. Paris Hilton.
I assume Paris is gonna sue that baby's ass off — but hey, at least she'll have something to talk about with David Letterman on Monday night.
Dave's got Paris [TV Barn]