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The Daily examines how LA's "fashionistas" might be spending their summer in the city with only one season. Without the occasional trend piece, we wouldn't even know it's summer, except maybe from the sudden appearance of slightly louder, worse movies, and agents tossing iced coffee on their assistants instead of lattes. Most intriguing in the story is the mention of the "hottest new development" in plastic surgery, the "Feather Lift," a quick-healing, less invasive, and cheaper version of a face-lift. It's amazing to think that now even struggling actresses all over LA can afford to wile away their July days having their faces sliced up and tugged taut in an attempt to salvage something of a career. It's almost as good as a margarita by the beach or a leisurely, summery casting-couch blowjob.