When you start looking for them, they just keep coming. Today's snicker-inducing Drudge Report gay headline highlights:

· Man Allegedly Assaults Taco Bell Employee With Chalupa...
· Dad probed for taking boy off Ritalin...

And a new favorite:
· Pyongyang uses advanced tech to extend range of No-Dong missile...

Sorry, long week already. I'll get over this as soon as I turn 14 in a couple days.