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Who said that people in Hollywood don't have any original ideas? Oh, right, we did. Every day. In any case, we were just waiting for someone else to post a script on eBay. Didn't take long, as this message from an aspiring writer and sound capitalist informs us:

I've put my script up there to beat that bastard that wrote "Chase Patrick", and using Wal-Mart methodology, I've knocked a dollar off the price AND posted a link to download it for a read. OH, YES!! The war has begun.

See, we told you that Defamer was going to take down the whole system! We read the auction page for the new script, and the premise is...a little bit of genius, actually. No idea if the script itself is worth using as toilet paper, but we'll let you know when our assistant sends us the coverage.