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Agents, studio heads, struggling actor/waiters who want to add "/writer" to their imaginery credits: Mike Adamick, the failed writer/visionary who wants someone, anyone to take his action script off his hands via eBay (still no bids) will be on NPR's "Day To Day" at noon PST today. It should be available via their website shortly thereafter. As if hearing eBay Script Guy talk about his attempt to throw Hollywood into turmoil wasn't enough reason to tune in, there's a curious twist: John McEnroe, who apparently happened to be hanging around to promote a new CNBC show, will read an expletive-laden scene from the script. Yes, the tennis/rageoholic John McEnroe. This gets more...interesting by the minute.

UPDATE: What a ripoff. No McEnroe reading. (We later found out McEnroe might do the reading on a CNBC show, not the NPR spot. How silly of us.) Also, still no bids.