The malicious fashionistas at The Daily are running a "who'll replace Graydon Carter at Vanity Fair" poll — not that, you know, he's going anywhere soon. If ever — he could be undead! The vampire editor, now at Conde Nast for his 204th year!

Anyway: they have a short list of their own, but we were kind of hoping for gray-streaked intellectualista Susan Sontag. You just know girlfriend could sell some ad pages if she wanted to.
Bonfire Of The Vanit [The Daily]