Breaking: The homeless Courtney Love is shacking up with Neal Pollack!! Just imagine what it must be like in the morning with those two: fake Cockney accents, waking up with boots full of blood, and picking feces from each other's hair which is actually a preferable stench to the dead cat they buggered after microwaving it. What? Ohhhh, she's staying with Neil Strauss the other pop critic. That makes all the difference in the world. They just sit around and quote Boogie Nights: "Do you have coke at this party?" "Well I'm sure we can find you some."

Courtney Love is putting up at pop critic's place [Webindia123]
Queen of the Damned [Rolling Stone via Lindsayism]
Boogie Nights [IMDB]