1. "It sucked." Tell those artsy fartsies what you really thought about the Whitney Biennial at a roundtable discussion led by Whitney director Adam D. Weinberg.
2. Take a Valium to calm those nerves before you enter into the sea of vicious fashionistas at the Catherine Malandrino sample sale.
3. Rock out (with your mock out) at the free show featuring Theo, Morningwood, Breaker! Breaker! and Battletorn at Plaid.
4. Or rock out in a see-thru shirt at the Concert for Presidential candidate John Kerry tonight. Doors open 7 pm at Southpaw in Brooklyn. Run, don't walk!