We tried our best to avoid mentioning that fruity-tooty celebrity baby but Daddytypes.com points us to Coldplay's kind of funny video from "The Nappies" which celebrates the birth of Chris Martin and Gwyneth somebody's new baby, Pineapple Huxtable. Sample lyrics:

I'll be there with you, baby,
Through the thin and the thick.
I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick...

Thanks for the visual. Cool dads and moms will appreciate it but for the rest of us, it's a good reminder to always wear protection.