· Vanity Fair writer Dominick Dunne — still the target of an $11 mil libel suit brought by former Congressman Gary Condit — is getting hosed by a crazed source. She claims he paid her hush money and encouraged her to lie for stories. Yeesh: what isn't going wrong at Vanity Fair? It's starting to look suspiciously like a conspiracy, isn't it? [Keith Kelly]
· How come Women's Wear Daily is the only paper in the world that can identify a plagiarized story before it hits the presses? [Keith Kelly]
· Fox introduces stupid reality show in which straight men must experience "the heterosexual male's worst nightmare" by pretending to be gay. Not sure what the gays are so worked up about. Surprise! Straight men really don't want to be gay. [Lisa de Moraes]