Ben Silverman, biz columnist for the Post, reveals the sordid truth of what he's thinking as he interviews you by phone:

My deadline is really 6:30 PM, I just said 4:30 PM because I have Yankees ticket and want to have a few beers before the game.

I didn't realize [insert new Internet craze here] was so utterly boring. Please, tell me, how are you going to make money?

I'd rather just quote you as a "company spokesperson" because I've already forgotten your name and can't even tell if you're a man or woman now.

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