1. Create your own Thomas Friedman Op-Ed Column.
2. Who's to blame for reporters who make stuff up? You are! Why weren't you paying attention, lazy reader?
3. Did you know that Manhattanites live in daily terror of street electrocution? Related: New Yorkers still cower in presence of C.H.U.D.s.
4. Jay-Z: No rappers were harmed in the making of his new video.
5. The daily Avenue B Starbucks rumor-laundering.
6. Math actually does have uses: Mathematical Patterns in African-American Hairstyles. [via Boing Boing]