· Is Lynn Hirschberg the new Hollywood embed? The NYT mag editor-at-large gets paid to be chummy, says the Times: "a significant part of her job is to mingle with people in the Hollywood and fashion worlds, to bring us ideas and stories." [NYP]
· Sharon Stone — single again? [NYP]
· Newsflash: A new film claims that theater composer Cole Porter was GAY. Wha...? The film's writer, Jay Cocks (snicker), says Porter "may actually have been more promiscuous" than depicted in the film. A million theater 'mos are shrieking. [NYDN]
· The allegedly-broke Michael Jackson is spending his time dropping cash in Florida, Britney quit drinking, and someone in Hollywood is bisexual, but once again, I have no clue what Ted Casablanca's talking about. [E!]
· Scarlet Johansson to model for Vuitton. (How much money does one teenaged girl need? Is she retiring at 24? Take it easy, product-whore.) [NYP]